Strike Force Mission 1: You can command a Navy SEAL team to defend an Indian FOB centre from attack by Chinks.

Mission 4: Section goes to some remote European city called Anthem to track down Menendez and learns of China's involvement in his schemes! But Menendez knew about the spying and tries to fuck over SEAL team 6.

And then Reznov somehow comes back to save them from being killed by the Mujhadeen.

Mission 3: Another flashback from Woods shows that he and Mason were in Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion where Kravchenko returns to fuck Mason's shit up but fails and gets his brain blown out by Mason because THE NUMBERS MASON, THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN? bullshit returns because his fuckbuddy Reznov programmed him to kill him years earlier.

Section then works with his friends Harper and some random Mexican called Salazar to fuck up Cubans with high tech stealth shit before uncovering plans for an elite haxors 'Celerium Worm' which can hack even the highest grade military equipment.

Mission 2: Woods as an old man in a wheel chair with no knee caps then explains to Mason's son David 'Section' that Menendez harbored vengeance to his dad for what he did and hid in the shadows but the CIA hunted him down and pwned his family.

Then he learns from Hudson that his buddy Woods survived and is on a prison boat surrounded by fart gassed corpes (gasp!) and during their rescue Mason fucks up the shit of a beaner working on a radio who later turns out to be Menendez.

Mission 1: Alex Mason fights alongside IRL warlord Jonas Savimbi killing commie niggers and spic controllers in Africa.

Picking up where Fag Ops 1 left off, the campaign starts off in Angola, where Operation Chardybris or something like that got called off as if it never even happened.

Did we mention that the game was so buggy/glitchy that it went on sale on Black Friday,2 weeks later, for $25? Yea.*Īssist patriots in their liberation of foreign soil and horse cocks.

Some player cards nobody really cares aboutĪll the other shit the Hardened edition comes with, except you get a care package case and a remote controlled RC-XD or some shit like that for an extra $100 you idiot.

Some unrevealed but foregone faggy camo for multiplayer.

Nuketown 2025: Some lame futuristic Nuketown.

No infact just search for codes online to download this shit so you don't waste $10)

Zombie Nuketown (Note: Only reason you should buy this if you think it's worth it.

Steel book, great for your friends to bash you over the head for wasting an extra 10-110 bucks on this shitty game (if you even have any friends you aspie-ridden fuckhead).

Some remote controlled MIQ drone for Xbawkz players avatars.

3.7.1 Single Player and Zombies only weapons.

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